Devious Concoctions.

Stop! I’m in a delirious state at the moment because I’ve just talked to an Oompa-Loompa! Yes, it’s true. Oompa-Loompa’s are described as short, primitive looking men, with unshaven beards and god knows what other facial hair and their fashion is, until this day, animal skin. But that’s basically not it. What I’m trying to describe is the characteristics of an Oompa-Loompa. They’re playful creatures, that love to sing-a-long and make up funny rhymes; as stated in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, written by Roald Dahl. WRONG! That’s is what they want you to believe. In real life, Oompa-Loompa are in actual fact, normal looking human beings. Except that they love to rhyme, are stupid, weird, doesn’t understand simple English words like, "no" and "leave me alone" and "grow up’; loves to tease ppl, makes lame jokes, talk about themselves constantly and their oh-so amazing achievements, which gives the impression that they’re smaller than they actually are! Oh, and u meet the really evil ones, they love to blame you for everything, even if u didn’t do anything, they believe you did them and would continue stalking you.

And oh yea, i just found my beloved ‘Little Oxford Dictionary & Thesaurus’! Yay, i don’t have to buy the big heavy ones now! Anyway, I’ve come up with a few interesting finds.

1. manipulate : to handle skilfully or cunningly.
2. deception : to trick or to mislead someone into believing something illusionary.
3. Misdirection : to direct a person’s attention away from what is actually happening, which usually is something that shouldn’t be done.
4. Lie : a statement that is known to be untrue.

So, all being said and done, we’ll take this for example : You’re asking for help, the person helping you eventually wants things out of you. What can u do? If you’re someone who bends easily, u would, of course, succumb to that persons demands because u think u owe the person for helping you. But if you’re someone who stands for his/her rights, you would, (and this is most probably the logical thing to do), is stand for your right and state it clearly that the help was given on free will and on no account was there any statement that you owe so-and-so this. Not that I’m saying everyone who helps out is like that, I’m just stating the cunning ones who thinks that they deserve more than necessarily returned.

And for crying out loud, if you do wanna lend a hand, please do it out of a genuine heart. If you’re doing it out of hoping to get something in return, then don’t bother. Chances are you are gonna be disappointed in the end. Don’t say i didn’t warn you! I hate people who, help out, suddenly comes around and wants something that they know and i reinstate KNOW they cannot have, (and being told for ages so, and please move along instead of being a whiner about it) and after all that, refuses to continue helping out. This would leave the other party in a bit of a sticky-wicket. It leaves them in a muddle, and who asks to be left like that. It’s horrible.

Oh well, luckily there are a few individuals who have plucky friends who are good at predicting the outcome of such situations (and are mostly right) and we get ourselves prepared. So boo-hoo if you think that you’ve won and you want me to say the things you want to hear because it ain’t happening. There is more than meets the eye which clearly describes YOU! Ta-ta.

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